Apartments For Rent Panama City Slum-Dog Landlords

Story by Panama Jack

Apartments For Rent Panama City Slum-Dog Landlords

Well if you are thinking about moving to Panama City, the Republic of Panama and you would like to rent an apartment there, for ether pleasure or business, for ether working on the Panama Canal or opening a business or just plan looking for cheap prostitutes. Here is some interesting information about the apartment rental market.

1. All the apartments are overpriced in Panama City, You will be shocked when you check out the prices. You get 2 bedroom Shit whole for $1,000.00 a month and then they will ask for a deposit, you will never see returned. For $1,500 a month, you can get in an older building a 2 bedroom with maids closet, not to be confused with a bedroom. This apartment comes very interesting insects, Woodcutter Ants, they make piles just like termites and you can chase them from piece of wood to piece of wood, but they live in your apartment and are not going to leave, no matter what you spray on them or in the wholes they make in anything made of wood. For $1,800.00 you can get a 2 bedroom furnished in a new building, a nice one. These apartments are very small. But do not be surprised if the roof of a high-rise apartment leaks and you are not on the top floor, also do not be surprised if the windows crack or break and the landlord will not get around to fixing if for about 3 months. The construction on the new building is so poor I am surprised they don’t just fall over

.2. Let me tell you about the landlords of Panama Rental Apartments, They are slumlords millionaires. You might move into an older building to find that this furnished apartment comes with a bed mattress that is so stained that if you look at it you through up. I slept on one for three day and then decided to change the sheets and I think someone had died in that bed, the mattress was so stained, with blood and urine. I went out and bought a new bed and so did my roommate that day. In United States they would through a landlord in jail for such a thing. Degusting. I have a friend that rented a apartment in a older building and when he moved in he found out he did not water or power hooked up to the apartment. When he told the landlord she said what did you expect for $1,500.00. She told him to go hook it and pay for the hookup himself. He found out there where no water pipes to the apartment and no electric wires either. To buy the electric box and install pipes would have cost him $6,000.00 he moved and lost his rent and deposit and I am sure the landlord found some other on the same terms without telling them first.

3. So if you are going to rent an apartment in Panama City, the Republic of Panama, you should find a honest real estate company, explain to them you do want to have any problems with the apartment. You test all water and electric outlets. You make sure the air conditioners are all working, your can not live in this country without them. Make sure they hook-up all utilities for you.

4. Now you can get really nice place for $5,000. Unfurnished. Or for $5,000.00 a month you could end up with an Indian from India as your landlord and hate the man by the time your lease is up.

5. some bay-front Water-front condo’s look good, but you may be moving into a condo next to a sewer outlet to Panama Bay, if you do this expect your apartment to stink at certain times of the day and you also will have a lot of headache caused by the smell.

Well good luck. Jack